With Transformers enjoying international success the popular concensus is that there will be at least one sequel (we demand it!). But the hardcore Transformers fans are still wondering why SoundWave, one of the most popular Decepticons, hasn’t been included. The movie producers said they just couldn’t find a way to make the boombox SoundWave work in a feature film, but I’ve figured out a brilliant solution to the problem.

The answer is simple: remake SoundWave as a tricked out, ghetto blastin’, audio vehicle. The one I have in mind?

Ladies in gentlemen, I give you the Scion-Pioneer Five Axis xB!

The entire rear of the Five Axis is motorized, it’s practically a Transformer already! I’d replace the turntable with more speakers though. SoundWave’s got a fever, and the only prescription…is more speakers!

Mounted on the doors are Pioneer’s REV series component speakers. The rear doors motorize open to reveal four sets of the TS-C160R REV speakers. Great for deafening the pathetic humans behind you.

FOUR 12 inch subwoofers. OMG I can feel the music inside me!

This orange is horrible, SoundWave has to be blue. A little Photoshop fixes that.

Yes, this is SoundWave. Totally. Mr. Bay, make it so. :icon_cool:

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